| UPDATES: GRADUATING IN DECEMBER, MOVING TO ST LOUIS.
Stuart is currently riding his BICYCLE across the northern U.S. (Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine). Check out BROQUEST for information and updates. He's going to law school at WUSTL (Washington University at St. Louis) in the fall, when he gets back from wrecking his taint and growing a beard for two months.
LIKE, BYE |
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| I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS, BYE
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| The tiger rug looks so much better when it doesn't have cat litter and sawdust all over it. Vacuuming owns. Last night, someone wrote "DICKS - I <3 THEM" on my arms (it was Stuart).
I DO <3 dicks! How did you know?! |
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| I THINK I AM GOING TO LAW SCHOOL AFTER THIS OSU DEBAUCLE IS OVER WITH
My hands are terribly fucking cold. The 100% part-time student/transient staff of crepe myrtle are now the joint managers of the restaurant (anarchy). I have several types of candies at my house. I got a B in Toni Graham's Fiction Writing workshop. That is stupid bull shit. This is what my mother is getting for Christmas this year:
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| I HATE WRITERS
THE END
LOVE, PEARL
P.S. PLZ STOP SUBMITTING TERRIBLE POETRY/FICTION TO LITERARY MAGAZINES WE HATE YOU
P.P.S. SMOKE TREES FUCK BITCHES 24/7 |
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